Dating without driving
One week later, the Cape Times, in South Africa, reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Thabazimbi, South Africa, Lucky Simelane, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing.
Lucky has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Africa had already gone wireless." Just makes you proud to be from Africa! How many are there after you click the green arrow? You might need Flash to watch this, get it here.) Click here to check!
Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt. God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those extra pounds.
Daniel, age 9 When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten.
And when he lets out his breath again, somewhere there's a tornado.
God then said 'I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them'.
And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its own platter, and Man's cholesterol went through the roof.